Ungrateful brat.
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 Shery |
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Posts: 2191 (07/03/09 09:18:39) Lady Shery deWinter
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Alexia Preston |
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Posts: 61 (07/03/09 09:21:03) Sith Knight
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And you're not only six because you were born February 29th, on a leap year?
I'm sorry for your troubles, child. One day you will appreciate having a beautiful figure. And when you want the boys, they will be there. So for now, look at it as only a minor inconvenience, and stop complaining. I'm not even going to go into my childhood. It's wonderful when your very parents give your sensuality away to their business partners and friends. But the trick is to let it really piss you off, and make you a stronger person. |
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Santeria Decuir |
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Posts: 550 (07/03/09 09:29:06)
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This is why children are not for me...
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Alexia Preston |
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Posts: 62 (07/03/09 09:30:18) Sith Knight
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We grow up okay, though ...
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Brumhilda |
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Posts: 75 (07/03/09 09:37:23) Brumhilda deWinter
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BUT EVERYONE HAS A FIGURE!
And why would I want boys?! I don't like people. |
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Alexia Preston |
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Posts: 63 (07/03/09 09:38:10) Sith Knight
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You say that now. Wait till hormones kick in, sweet heart. Has your mother not given you "the talk?"
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Brumhilda |
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Posts: 76 (07/03/09 09:40:44) Brumhilda deWinter
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What talk? What makes you presume she even raised me?
All I got from my mother are horrible scars on these parts of my body: 
They happened when she sewed thick ropes to make me a human puppet and hung me from the ceiling at her ball. Oh, and I got my looks from her too. That's it. |
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Alexia Preston |
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Posts: 64 (07/03/09 09:43:44) Sith Knight
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Wow ... You must have been a very naughty girl to deserve that. I'm sorry, child. Have you tried being nice and listening to your parents?
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Brumhilda |
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Posts: 77 (07/03/09 09:45:38) Brumhilda deWinter
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*facepalms*
This Sith is even more stupid than most of 'em. |
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Alexia Preston |
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Posts: 65 (07/03/09 09:54:27) Sith Knight
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Lol. I wouldn't say stupid. But by being complacent, the only scars I received were emotional. So when I rebelled, I left three bodies behind me.
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Alexia Preston |
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Posts: 66 (07/03/09 09:57:35) Sith Knight
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Double ... Sorry.
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Laguna Marzullo |
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Posts: 31 (07/03/09 11:21:13) Eccentric One
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I'm glad my parents are decently normal. Hello, Alexia.
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Alexia Preston |
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Posts: 71 (07/03/09 11:34:50) Sith Knight
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I'm glad my parents are gone.
Hi Laguna. 
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Sephiroth Marzullo.thegungancouncil |
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Posts: 73 (07/03/09 11:43:19) Sith Apprentice
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My future bride? What's that? Marriage? Pedophilia? Oedipus complex? What are all these big words? I want to just play with Lexi on Coruscant and people
and coming in here screaming like that's a bad thing!
And I'm sure marriage is a bad thing if Mommy doesn't want me to marry. If Mommy says it's bad, it's bad! And Miss Brummy must had been a horrible girl if her mommy had to run ropes through her body! Actually, that seems like it would have been fun. Why didn't Aunt Shery invite me to make holes on Miss Brummy's body?
Anyway, let's head over to Coruscant, Lexi, and play with some silly subhumans! 
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Shery |
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Posts: 2199 (07/03/09 12:33:15) Lady Shery deWinter
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Maybe after you grow up some more, Sephi
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Laguna Marzullo |
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Posts: 120 (07/03/09 14:41:23) Eccentric One
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Uncle Sephiroth, it'll be alright.
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Alexia Preston |
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Posts: 73 (07/03/09 14:44:00) Sith Knight
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Yeah Sephiroth, let's go play.
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Sephiroth Marzullo.thegungancouncil |
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Posts: 86 (07/03/09 14:46:16) Sith Apprentice
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Yay!
:: goes to Coruscant with Lexi :: See that nice old man giving out free cookies, Lexi? Let's play with him! |
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Alexia Preston |
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Posts: 74 (07/03/09 14:49:08) Sith Knight
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Ooooh!!! *runs up to man*
Mister, I would like one of your cookies, please. No. That one is gross. Another. Not that one. Your skin touched it. Another. That one doesn't have enough chocolate chips. Another. Nasty!!! You breathed on it. Nasty. *Kicks the back of his shin while he is distracted* |
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Sephiroth Marzullo.thegungancouncil |
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Posts: 87 (07/03/09 14:52:30) Sith Apprentice
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Mister, these cookies are awful. They taste like cardboard!
:: shivs the man in the kidney :: I want some tasty cookies!! |
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